Great scott!

So I've had this running habit the last few semesters of "rewarding" myself when I accomplish the grade standards for the end of the semester that I set for mysellf. And this semester I finished out with nothing less than a 4.0. Yes, yes, I know. But please ladies, wait for me to finish.

So I remember seeing a copy of Fable down to 20$ in Gamestop in the mall. As I have thing for old RPGs being the studly nerd I am, I decided to hop down and get it, and if I just HAPPEN to want an orange julius while I was there, then so be it! (You must understand how obesessively frugile I am with money these days.)

So I run down to the mall and after a brief but utterly devestating search for a parking spot in the oversized green machine, I rush in and snatch up my copy of Fable. Eager to get me grub on and GTFO away from the mall I move to depart the store. BUT WAIT. Is that a copy of Devil May Cry 4 for PC as well for 20$ I did do really well this semester... I deserve it. Yes. I think I do.

So mission accomplished and feeling satsfied and guilty all at the same time I proceed to exit the mall and it's evil jaws of spendthrift when I just happen to look over at one of the hot Israeli chicks running one of the booths in the mall. Big mistake.

Before I know what was happening this chick was literally two inches from my face going a hundred miles a minute. I hd absolutely no interest in manucurist products and normally no better than to let the sales people that operate these private kiosks get my attention but this one was especially good. For what had to have been like 45 minutes she never stopped. When she knew she was losing me she dropped the price another 10 dollars. Sexual innuendos, winking... I think she may have even purred at one point; all tricks used to win over the customer.

Needless to say I broke. I got an 80 dollar package for 20$ in the end, but somehow that doesn't make me feel good. Especially when Im driving home thinking "ohgawd I spent 60$ today wtf."

I'm weak. But you know what? She smelled like lilac. Get f***ed.